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By Larry Wilke:

You have to hand it to the Mooselims.. Their similarities to the American domestic liberal animal is obvious but there are moments where they insist upon stepping out of the socialist shadow cast by our leftist lunatics and into a sewer all their own..

This latest example of the “forward thinking” of the Mooselims comes courtesy of another of the liberal’s socialist satellite offices, the U.N. The U.N., a monumental waste of American tax dollars, is comedic enough but add the knee slapping humor of the Mooselims and you have a display that begs for a laugh track..

Trying desperately to justify their existence, another sub-branch of the U.N., the “Commission on the Status of Women” no less, is “working” to produce another “document” and history has proven just how effective “documents” produced by the U.N. are to despots.. The cause is certainly admirable enough, but there won’t be a sufficient “outcry” from the ateliers of domestic liberalism, the liberals themselves and their minions in the “impartial” media, for this effort to matter in the least to the women who suffer in the Middle East..

Everyone knows that the Mooselims will ignore anything from anyone anywhere that intends to upset their atavistic apple carts, but shouldn’t the alleged domestic heroes of “feminism” be leading some type of rally or protest in support of their “suffering sisters of the sandy cesspools”? If the elitist liberal Democrats choose to ignore this “atrocity” against women, why haven’t the domestic feminist bovines themselves donned their overalls and flannel shirts and begun to bray and moo in support of the plight of these fellow “sisters” who are so tormented?

The Mooselims of Egypt are leading the charge against the rights of women. (Again, complete and utter silence from ALL of the elements of the domestic liberals..) According to CNS News, the Egyptian savages consider this type of meddling to be something that will “undermine the family, subvert society and drag it into pre-Mooselim ignorance..”

When the ignorant use the charge of further ignorance to “support” their flaccid arguments, you have to marvel. Here we have the absolute definition of “ignorance” not wanting to stumble into further ignorance.. Any minute now the Mooselims will start cackling about their high “morals and values” based upon their “religion”..

RELIGION? This should unquestionably arouse the liberals who view “religion” as a clove of garlic in their presence.. Their silence in this matter means that there are only a few “religions” that fall under their sardonic sadistic gaze..

This should be a pushover for the liberals/feminists, it should be a clarion call for them to assemble and march for their “cause” but their silence shows that they are merely domestic POLITICAL groups who are uninterested in “rights”. They are ONLY interested in the acquisition and retention of power. These overwhelming desires percolate beneath the charade of “concern”, or better yet, the ruse of “compassion”.

Here the liberals, who NEVER resist a chance to stick their nose into ANYONE’S business because of their self-appointed positions as the WORLD’S arbiters of “fairness”, are abandoning women who are in desperate need of their help.. The domestic liberals and feminists seem to only come to the aid of women who aren’t really suffering at all, as long as they can be located within the contiguous forty eight states..

The Egyptian Mooselims believe that this document produced by the midgets at the U.N. will lead to “complete disintegration of society, and would certainly be the final step in the intellectual and cultural invasion of Mooselim countries, eliminating the moral specificity that helps preserve cohesion of Mooselim societies..” When vermin like the Mooselims start tossing around such words as “moral and cultural” it is almost as disgusting as when the domestic Democrats start heaving around “patriotism and values”..

The Mooselims see a “threat against the right of Mooselim men to give or withhold consent for women to travel or work..” Proving without question that Mooselims are cowards, they claim to be “threatened” by women traveling or working.. Yoo hoo, American liberals and feminists, where for art thou?

No problem, “Egypt wants the draft amended to allow countries to sidestep those recommendations they view as clashing with religious or cultural values..” This reference again to “religion” should be the red cape dangled before the Bolshevik bull dykes of the feminist enclave but all that we hear are crickets.. The thought that some “document” from such an emasculated organization as the U.N. would be a threat to the Mooselims is ridiculous. “Documents” worked well in reigning in Hitler’s antics, so this progressive palavering by the U.N. will be as irrelevant as the U.N. itself..

“Taking the lead” in the Mooselim outrage at this document seeking “fairness” (Hoping that this liberal buzz word might cause the leftists to spring into action.. Still waiting..) is Cairo’s Al-Azhar “university” which is “considered the top seat of learning” within this Mooselim paradise.. “Learning”? The only “learning” taking place within this area of the world relates to the proper transportation and use of “devices” against the Western Infidel..

Taking their humor to the breaking point, the Mooselims “called on women’s organizations to commit to their religion and morals of their communities and the foundations of good social life and not be deceived with misleading calls to decadent modernization and paths of subversive immorality..” Wow. This SURELY should serve as the propellant upon the blazing fire of domestic feminist equality, this backwards demand for Mooselim women to be subservient to MEN based upon RELIGION should be “news” all across the American feminist landscape..

Along with the well documented abuse of women within the Mooselim subculture, we are told that “in a recent World Economic Forum report on the gap between women and men in economic participation, educational attainment, political empowerment and health and survival, Egypt dropped to 126th place (out of 135 countries) from 123rd in 2011..” Any wagers that the nine other “countries “ that scored below Egypt were all Mooselim paradises?

In what has to be another absolute shocker, Mervat Tallawy, the president of Egypt’s National Council for Women (NCW) “reported that violence, including sexual violence, was being used against female protesters in Egypt to discourage them from taking part in anti-government demonstrations..”

Even with such startling news, American liberals and feminists, the ones that fell all over themselves in order to ATTACK the women who made well substantiated claims against the collectivist cad from Arkansas, even with first-person accounts from Middle Eastern sewers like Egypt, the American liberals, the American “impartial” LIBERAL media and the American feminists won’t lift a finger to help even in such a useless way as the one being attempted by the U.N..

The unfortunate thing about ALL of this information is that it isn’t “information” at all.. The American liberal, self appointed hero to the “women’s movement”, alleged “righters of wrongs”, fellow travelers with the fifth columnists of the fourth estate, just can’t seem to find the time to speak up about the treatment of women within the Mooselim Middle Eastern toilets. No, they are WAY too busy screaming about all of the “injustices” against women here in America, like their inability to pay for copious amounts of birth control and other such hideous “inequalities”..

If the bearded baboons of the Middle East had to listen to the haranguing of the American hirsute harridans of the “feminist movement” for years on end as we have, the rug rodents might realize that they are getting off light and they might treat their own women a bit better..

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