She’s BAAAAACK! Hillary Set to Leave “Woods!”

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By John Lillpop:

John Lillpop
Associate Editor

At least Richard Nixon had the good sense and grace to die following his humiliation!

Heard the latest breaking news? Hillary Clinton, the deserving victim of Donald Trump.s “Make America Great Again” landslide victory, is threatening the American way of life and decent, honest people from coast-to-coast by abandoning the woods to resume her career in political high crimes and misdemeanors and world-class congenital lying!

About the only news that would be less welcome would be that Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden have resurrected and have formed a Jihad alliance to co-manage the ISIS caliphate in the middle east!

Or that Mexico has finally agreed to fund construction of the Trump Wall, the only conditions being that payments will be made in worthless Mexican pesos, and that all construction workers must be illegal aliens living in Texas who will be granted citizenship once the wall is completed!

As reported at the reference:

“Clinton’s gradual return to the public spotlight following her presidential election loss continued with a St. Patrick’s Day speech in her late father’s Pennsylvania hometown of Scranton.

“I’m like a lot of my friends right now, I have a hard time watching the news,” Clinton told an Irish women’s group.

“But she urged a divided country to work together to solve problems, recalling how, as first lady, she met with female leaders working to bring peace to Northern Ireland.

“What can we do to try to bring people together and to try to find that common ground, even higher ground, sister, so that we listen to each other again and we know that we can make a difference? I’m not sure it will come out of Washington yet, but I think it can come out of Scranton. Let’s find ways to do that,” she told the Society of Irish Women.

“I am ready to come out of the woods and to help shine a light on what is already happening around kitchen tables, at dinners like this, to help draw strength that will enable everybody to keep going,” said Clinton, who was spotted taking a walk in the woods around her hometown of Chappaqua, New York, two days after losing the election to Donald Trump.”

“Clinton was received warmly in Scranton, where her grandfather worked in a lace mill. Her father left Scranton for Chicago in search of work during the Great Depression, but returned often. Hillary Clinton spent summers at the family’s cottage on nearby Lake Winola.”

“She fondly recalled watching movies stretched across a bedsheet in a neighbor’s yard, and told of how the cottage had a toilet but no shower or tub.”

“Don’t tell anybody this, but we’d go down to the lake,” she quipped”

Which explains why that lake is still closed to the public over environmental pollution concerns!

Asked to comment on the news of Hillary’s return to public life, President Trump quipped, “Say what you will about Richard Nixon, the last politician so utterly rejected by the American people, but at least Tricky Dick had the class and good sense to die rather than haunting society again!.”

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John Lillpop is a Capitol Hill Outsider associate editor. John is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Until recently, John lived in the ultra-liberal San Francisco Bay Area, where the likes of Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal! In May, John moved to Pine Grove, CA where people unashamedly speak English and love America!