Newsflash: Russian aircraft shot down by Kavanaugh says female military member

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By Dave Hoffman:

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Moscow, Russia September 18, 2018 (AP. UPI Reuters, TASS)

A Russian military reconnaissance aircraft disappeared off the coast of Syria Monday night, possibly as the result of enemy action, according to the Russian government. The aircraft, on a routine mission, disappeared from radar late Monday night, and is now officially considered missing. Senator Diane Feinstein is said to be preparing to release a letter today from Slobatina Grossovitch, a female member of the Russian military who was allegedly on the downed aircraft, detailing a sexual attack on her by Brett Kavanaugh during a visit by her to the United States in 1971. Unconfirmed rumors state that the aircraft was shot down by Mr. Kavanaugh, in order to hide the evidence of his crime. Unnamed sources state “Brett shot the plane down with an evil assault weapon black rifle AR-15.”

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Dave Hoffman is a VietNam vet and now retired after having worked many years in security. He has a unique and often humorous take on life and our republic. He has been a staff writer for CHCH News Publishing since its inception in 2003 with a number of columns to his credit, not to mention his satirical "Newsflash" pieces that were a long time staple of Capitol Hill Coffee House.

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